25 Secrets she wishes you knew ;)

I was reading through Men's Health Magazine and stumbled upon an article called "25 Secrets She Wishes You Knew" and i found it to be interesting and thought I would share it with the guys :)
I put a ( ) around my comments about certain ones, cause some of these are kinda crazy haha

1. Please Listen to Me. Not because what I'm about to say will rock your world, but because listening is a sign of respect that rocks my world
2. Women speak a different dialect than men. For example, "I'm fine" means "I'm so not fine." This doesn't happen all the time but sometimes it usually is accurate.
3. Remember, PMS stands for "physical and mental stress." So let me cry freely, behave irrationally, and eat your dessert. My mood swings are hormonal, not personal.
4. Manicures and Pedicures are a woman's gift to her man. I love looking pretty for you, the time I stop getting them done is when you should be worried. 
5. ALWAYS tell me when I look HOT, never tell me when I don't. And don't forget: I need 20 compliments to offset one thoughtless remark.
6. I remember the shirt you were wearing when you said "I Love You." The fact that you don't  makes me question if you meant it. (I personally think this one is kinda crazy, I would not expect a guy to remember that also considering the fact I probably won't remember either haha)
7. I loved you long before I told you. Playing the long game is in a woman's DNA. We don't throw a Hail Mary in the first quarter. (And you thought we didn't know football.) (Not sure if i agree with this one either...)
8. Of course your the best lover I've ever had. All others cease to exist when  you fall in love.
9. I'll NEVER tell you my TRUE number! Never, never, never...( I actually don't really agree with this one, one thing i feel about this subject is it shouldn't really matter what the number is, & if you REALLY want to know then I'll tell you.)
10.  I read your horoscope everyday. (kinda creepy)
11.  (This one was gay so i took it out )
12. Spontaneously kiss my neck from behind, and I might just let you stay back there for awhile.;)
13. Yes, My girlfriends know what we did last night, we share everything. 
14. Make me laugh and I'm Happy. Laugh at yourself and I'm all yours. 
15. A little jealousy is good if (a) no kneecaps are broken and (b) you don't cross-examine me to exhaustion. The right balance shows you care, and it's even flattering. 
16. I don't withhold sex to punish you. Sometimes I just need to be left alone but, at the same time, not left alone. And no, I can't explain that.
17. I can, will, and Do fake it. (ehhh not really) 
18. I love sex. With or without you, as Bono might say. My mind is filthier than you might think. 
19. You are irresistible: freshly showered, doing something sporty or strenuous, smiling, charming the old lady from the third floor, suited, reading the business section, DIY-ing . . 
20. "Do you want flowers?" kills the romantic gesture. Don't ask, just do  
21.  I'll probably be late—because I'm preening for you. At least that's how I reason. My reasoning skills are phenomenal! 
22. If you cheat, I may not break up with you. But you'll wish I had. 
23. I once kissed a girl and liked the taste of her cherry ChapStick. No, I didn't. That's your fantasy. Sincerely sorry. 
24. Here's how to fix what you're doing wrong in bed: When you go slow, go slower. When you go fast, go faster. 
25. I feel lucky to have you, and I hope you feel the same. You can't have it all unless you have someone to share it with.
     
     
    Interesting huh? Well I agree with some of these but some of them seem a little on the crazy girl side, or maybe to other girls they are normal? Hope you enjoyed it :) 
    xoxo
    Jenna Lyne